Adult SMS Messages

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Why woman moan?
Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Wont go down?
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
23 useless parts
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant “crow”.dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
My days …
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
Today in style …
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
3 Choices
A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a pros!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!