Adult SMS Messages

What are they?
Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!
The Alien
Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
Mobile com…
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.
Under arrest
I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 – distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
The Painting …
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered – waitng 4 autumn
Guy & Gal
GUY: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Lassie and me …
I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!
Rough day ..
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
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American students say:…..people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.