Adult SMS Messages

Guy & Gal …
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? …..He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear…..
The wish :)
When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
Man & Wife …
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Who is strong?
Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
Do you use phone?
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Mon & Son
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng.
SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
SEX is My Fav
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U’ll enjoy it! I’ll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
What you want?
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
Different types!
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face …NO SEX !