Adult SMS Messages

Like pizza
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
The Ring
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend’s hand, ‘Cause everytime she’d wipe her rear I’d see the promised land….
Creamy & Pink ..
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down… Can’t wait to brush my teeth
Wine …
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
Impress woman & man ….
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer
Answer this …
What is hard and long and full of semen?
>>> Submarine <<<
The Game
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
Dirty talks ..
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.
Cat & Rooster
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!
Who passes more gas?
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.