Adult SMS Messages

Poem ..
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Poem ..
Sex is evil and evil’s a sin.but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!
Horny ….
Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
Tease me
Of all the babes ur my selection please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
When to visit?
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
Who dares wins 🙂
I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Sex a 3 letter word!
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than… OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER- YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.
Latest Porn Releases
Latest porn releases:shaving private ryan.position impossible.as big as it gets.forest hump.riding miss daisy.starwhores and pornocchio
I like your…
I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
Poem ..
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
Satisfy her/him
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
Types of arse …
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!