Dirty Hindi SMS

Dirty Wife Hindi SMS
Husband: Income is not sufficient; if you knew to cook we can remove Shef.
Wife: “Kamine, if u knew to f^*K watchman, gardener and driver.”


Dirty Phone SMS in Hindi
Jab se landline ki number series change hui hai aur number ke aage 2 lagana hai, tabh se computer operator kahti hai ke pehele dau dabao phir lagao.


Dirty College Hindi SMS
College Ladaki = Phool
Usko Love Karna = Bhool
Jo issmein hai = cool
Tau uski ATKT = Full


Dirty Gabbar Singh Bollywood SMS
GABBAR SINGH jab paida hua, tab usko maa ne dau zor se chamat mara…
Log bole, Kyun maar rahe ho bacche ko? – “MAA boli

Poochta¬† hai “KITNE ADMI THEEY”?


Dirty Love SMS in Hindi
“L” Ko Pakado,
“O” Ko Dabao,
“V” Me Ghusao,
Jab “E” Awaaz aye,
Tau Samajna LOVE pura ho gaya.


Dirty Hindi Bumb SMS Joke
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Dekhna kabhi yeh teer teri Bumb mein na ghus jaye.


Dirty Girl SMS in Hindi
1950 ki Ladki
Pehla phela pyaar hai chai taiyaar hai,
Aajao sajana aapka intazaar hai.
2010 ki Ladki
Navva / dasva pyaar hai,
Mera Dil bekrar hai,
Aajao na darling warna gayarava taiyar hai.


3 Dirty Facts of Life
1) Garib aur breasts hamesha dabaye jate hai.
2) Mussibath aur Dick kahin bhi khade ho jaati hai.
3) Takdeer aur Bra Kahin bhi khulti hai.


Dirty Business SMS in Hindi
When 3 Gujju traders met, they discussed business.
Manu Bhai – Dhanda Down che, Saari mein kuch nahi milta.
Papu Bhai – Blouse mein tau dau mil jate hai hame.
Jignesh Bhai – Ghaagre mein tau hamko he dalana padata hai.