Funny SMS in Hindi

Different Ages Different Ideas
Different ages of s.e.x life in India. At 20-Dinbhar Raatbhar. At 28-Har Raat. At 38-Sunday Raat. At 48-Chaand Raat. At 58-Sirf Jazzbaat. At 68-Galat Baat.


Gumh bhare hindi sms
Gumh Woh cheez hay,
Gumh Woh cheeeeeez hay,
Gumh Woh cheez hayyyyyyyy,
Jisse paper stick kiya jaata hay!


Basanti ke Joke in Hindi
Basanti kept staring at the orange juice bottle? Becoz it had written ‘concentrated’


Adam Aur Eve Hindi SMS Joke
Adam aur Eve sabse khush kyun they? Kyunki unnki koi saas nahi thi.


Funny Hindi SMS Joke
Tum HAsTEy raho, MUSKuRATEy raho, sada KHILKHeeLATEy raho, KHUS raho, chilatey raho, naachtey raho, mera kya hai bhai, log tumhe he ‘PAGALA’ kahenge!


Box ke Uper ek Box
Box pe Box,
Box pe Box,
Box pe Box,
Box pe Box,
Box pe Box,
Box pe Box,
Arey wah bhai, kya balance hai


Tum Kaha Mein Kaha
Tum ho vaha aur mein hu yaha
Tum ho vaha aur mein hu yahaaaaa
Tum ho vaaaaha aur mein hu yahaaaaa
Lekin, life boy hai jaha, tandurusti hai vaha.


Love Bhare Hindi sms
Ek dau teenh, chaar pach cheh sath ath nauu, duss gyarah, barah tera…Very nice .. kal ABCD seekenge.


Tajmahal Banaya
Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal banaya, Bahut Khus Hua, har ek Deewaro ko gor se dekha, sab khidki ko gor se dekha, har ek decoration ko dekha, phir bhari soach mein pad gaya aur achanak bola… Majak majak mein …Solid Kharcha ho gaya bhai


Satan aur Banta Hindi SMS Joke
Santa ATM se paise nikal raha tha, itne mein banta bola hahaha …maine tumhara pass word deakh liya hai aur mein jaanta hu woh ***** hai. Santa bola, galat jawab, mera pasword tau 12345 hai.


Funny Love Joke in hindi
Yeh joh tension hai woh deemag mein hota hai aur pyaar dil mein, lekin phir bhi jab tension hoti hai tau dil ka daura padta hai aut jub pyaar hota hai tau log pagal ho jaate ho. Yeh kaisa connection hai?


Sardar ji Hindi SMS Jokes
Santa Singh ek bar bank loot leta hai aur cashier ko kahata hai ke 50000 ess bag mein bharo do, Cashier bolta hai sau sau ke logo na? Santa Singh bolta hai nahi khada hoke he le lunga.


Funny SMS in Hindi from Girl to Boy
Agar tum mujhe bhool jaoge tau 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 sab ke sab daath tod dungi. :D


Mumbaiya Funny Sms
You Are Marvellous
You Are Aggressive
You Are Mastermind
and You Are Unbelievable
In short You Are M-A-M-U!


Bollywood Funny Hindi SMS
Robert to Ajit
England mein War ho gaya hai ‘Bass”
Ajit To Robert
So What? India mein har roz war hota hai, Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar…!


Girl Funny Hindi SMS
Ladki aur Digital Ghadi mein kya difference hai?
Ghadi bigad jaye tau shuru nahi hoti
Ladki bigad jayegi tau Shuru ho jati hai.


Kutta Kutta Kutta
Yeh kutta, ek kutta, accha kutta, tarika kutta, hai kutta, ek kutta, bewakoof kutta, ko kutta, bees kutta, second kutta, ke kutta, liye kutta, busy kutta, rakhne kutta, ka kutta. Abb iss mein se kutta nikal ke phir se padho.


Tumhi Tau Ho
Ahat se koi aye tau lagta hai ki tumhi ho,
Saya sa koi laharaye tau lagta hai ki tumhi ho,
Abb tumhi batao tum kya kis bhoot se kamm ho?


Aapki Photo
Kya app jaldi se mujhe aapki photo bhej sakte hai? mein patte (cards) khel raha hu aur ussmein Joker missing hai.