Funny SMS Jokes

Funny Love Making SMS Joke
What do u usually say after love making.
A . I love you – NO!
B. That was just great – No!
C. I love it – wrong again!
You say – “Where are my Pants”


Seven Lies of a Woman – SMS Joke
Woman’s top seven lines…

  1. I love you
  2. I am still a virgin
  3. I simply hate sex
  4. You are first to touch me there
  5. Oh My!! It Big
  6. I hate to blow
  7. Okay, Just Once

Wrong Men Funny SMS Joke

  • Intelligent man vs Woman = LOVE
  • Intelligent man vs foolish Woman = PREGNANT
  • Foolish Men VS Intelligent Women = Being Broke
  • Foolish man Vs Foolish woman = MARRIAGE

Funny SMS Joke on Types of Friends

  • Friends = Underwear – Very Comfortable
  • Good friends = Condom – Protecting You
  • Best friends = Viagra – They Lift You UP!

About Friends Funny SMS Joke
Friendship is peeing your pants, everybody can see but only you can feel it’s warmth.


Messing with BOSS – Funny SMS Joke
Messing with boss is like “mud wrestling” with a pig.
After sometime you realize that while you get DIRTY, the pig enjoys.


4 Funny Stages of Love Joke

  1. HAND IN HAND
  2. HAND IN THAT
  3. THAT IN HAND
  4. THAT IN THAT

Sardarji – Funny SMS Joke
When the Titanic Was Sinking, a British asks Sardarji, how far is land?
Sardar: Around 2kms. British jumps in water and asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS!!


American Funny SMS Jokes
In an America survey, women were asked if they would sleep with Bill Clinton
3% – Yes
7% – No
90% – NOT AGAIN!