Funny SMS Jokes
Funny Love Making SMS Joke
What do u usually say after love making.
A . I love you – NO!
B. That was just great – No!
C. I love it – wrong again!
You say – “Where are my Pants”
Seven Lies of a Woman – SMS Joke
Woman’s top seven lines…
- I love you
- I am still a virgin
- I simply hate sex
- You are first to touch me there
- Oh My!! It Big
- I hate to blow
- Okay, Just Once
Wrong Men Funny SMS Joke
- Intelligent man vs Woman = LOVE
- Intelligent man vs foolish Woman = PREGNANT
- Foolish Men VS Intelligent Women = Being Broke
- Foolish man Vs Foolish woman = MARRIAGE
Funny SMS Joke on Types of Friends
- Friends = Underwear – Very Comfortable
- Good friends = Condom – Protecting You
- Best friends = Viagra – They Lift You UP!
About Friends Funny SMS Joke
Friendship is peeing your pants, everybody can see but only you can feel it’s warmth.
Messing with BOSS – Funny SMS Joke
Messing with boss is like “mud wrestling” with a pig.
After sometime you realize that while you get DIRTY, the pig enjoys.
4 Funny Stages of Love Joke
- HAND IN HAND
- HAND IN THAT
- THAT IN HAND
- THAT IN THAT
Sardarji – Funny SMS Joke
When the Titanic Was Sinking, a British asks Sardarji, how far is land?
Sardar: Around 2kms. British jumps in water and asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS!!
American Funny SMS Jokes
In an America survey, women were asked if they would sleep with Bill Clinton
3% – Yes
7% – No
90% – NOT AGAIN!
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