Funny SMS Messages
A good friend is like a good bra… hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin “THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER”
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Moon is beautiful
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful… I look at you.. I.. I… I’d rather look at the moon again.. 😉
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget.
Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don’t pretend looking @ the handphone!
What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? ‘If we stick together we can stop this shit!
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.
I laugh again!!!!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
The more – The Less
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??