Funny SMS Messages

Good Bra
A good friend is like a good bra… hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
Not reachable
Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin “THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER”
More Gas
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Moon is beautiful
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful… I look at you.. I.. I… I’d rather look at the moon again.. 😉
Remind me
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget.
Robbery Now
Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don’t pretend looking @ the handphone!
Butt Cheek
What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? ‘If we stick together we can stop this shit!
Woman charges
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.
I laugh again!!!!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
The more – The Less
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??