Funny SMS Messages

3 wonders of a woman ..
The 3 wonders of a woman
1)Gives milk without eating grass
2)gets wet without water
3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.
Love me?
Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ? ? ?
You are Chinese
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Birdy Poem …
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!
No Brains….
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait….Searching….searching…still searching….sorry,NO BRAIN found…!
You Fool …
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
Help Me!
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking… So where are you gonna hide Me?
My apologies
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
Men and problems
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
I’m Drunk
Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get