Rude SMS Messages

The prayer
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
Let it rain …
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
How u like it?
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
In style
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
What happned to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
I’m new
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Words and meaning
You don’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again you don’t know the meaning of most words.
You are Chinese
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Message from God!
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
In pain…
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.