Rude SMS Messages

What happned to you?
roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
Dear friend…
A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!
NHS report …
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
Just for sexy
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:…try again…again…maybe you are just not sexy?…one more time…hey don’t force it ugly!!!
Belong to ZOO
Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
No chicks!!
Hi, I am an alien and I’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!
Different types!
There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.