Rude SMS Messages

Lets talk …
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
3 monkeys
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Poem ..
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
For you …
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres………….masturbation
Ever been to moon?
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
Apology
Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
The glasses
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.